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Recently there have been a couple of pieces in the media purporting to tell the story of metal or the story of a metal band and quite frankly, they have pissed me off to no end.  I consider myself to be a pretty serious fan and I have done a lot of amateur research into the roots/history of metal and as such, I felt that the way metal music and its musicians were portrayed in the documentaries to be stereotypical in the worst sense, invalid and almost laughable in the remarkable lack of understanding of metal and metal culture.   

One such program was "Heavy: The Story of Metal", a VH1 rock documentary.   To clarify, I am not saying that I expected professional music journalism from a VH1 production - that would be unreasonable - but I was excited to see that there was enough interest in metal in current culture for VH1 to even bother putting together a "history" of the genre.

To be fair, the first two episodes of the four-part "Heavy: The Story of Metal" were pretty good.  They covered the birth of metal in Birmingham, England and had interviews with the main players in the scene as well as several well-recognized music journalists known for their work in the genre.  However, Deep Purple and their influence on the sound of metal were conspicuously absent.  I realize that many people disagree with the inclusion of Purple in metal and that's fair but to say that Ritchie Blackmore's guitar work, Jon Lord's heavy metal organ or Ian Gillan's vocal style had no hand in the birth of metal is a bit ridiculous.  I mean, if you are going to interview Bruce Dickinson and talk about the way in which his vocal delivery changed Iron Maiden and not talk about the fact that he idolized Gillan, is sloppy to say the least.  Let's face it, like it or not, there are a large number of guitarists who started off their life of riffs with "Smoke on the Water" or the guitar solo from "Highway Star" - they are iconic if nothing else and certainly as influential as Led Zeppelin who were included in the documentary.  Despite my beef with the lack of Purple coverage, the first two parts seemed reasonably balanced and comprehensive when compared with the last two parts. 

Part Two covered the NWOBHM and ended with America's response to the NWOBHM -- fine, no issues there.  Part Three covered Glam/Hair Metal and the L.A. scene and that's about it.  America's response to the NWOBHM is Hair Metal and nothing else?  What the hell is that about?  I thought maybe Part Four might rectify the problem but instead it covered thrash by briefly talking about Metallica and the other "originators" of the genre: Anthrax, Megadeth and Slayer and then moving on to apparently more important movements in American metal.  Anthrax, Megadeth and Slayer each got a name mention and one video clip played and that was it.  The rest of the episode focused on the combination of rap and metal and then the impact of shock rocker Marilyn Manson on American youth, particularly those at Columbine who had supposedly listened to his music before shooting their classmates.  That was it.  That was the end of the documentary.  I ended up watching an interview with Fred Durst as part of the rap metal segment hoping Part Four would get better and it never did.  I also waited for some mention of how popular Pantera was in the 90's and how they stood out as a successful mainstream metal band at a time when metal was supposedly killed by grunge.  Didn't happen.  According to VH1's "Story of Metal", Fred Durst deserves an interview and even more air time than he has already wasted, hair metal ranks an entire hour of coverage and Deep Purple and Pantera are not even part of the "story" of the genre.  What is wrong with you people that you think that is okay let alone representational of a genre that apparently you know nothing about? 

Then there is the fact that Dee Snider, Blackie Lawless and Sebastian Bach ranked more interview time than almost any of the other metal musicians, perhaps with the exception of Tony Iommi or Geezer Butler.  Yes, kids, in the world of VH1, Twisted Sister, Skid Row and W.A.S.P. are just that important to metal.  The real reason I suspect they were featured so prominently is that they all produce good sound bites when they speak as opposed to some of the other "real" musicians interviewed.  Granted, I did have a bit of a crush on Sebastian Bach back in the day and still lust after his Skid Row era pictures to a certain degree but Dee Snider?  Give me a fucking break.  The only redeeming feature to seeing so many clips of Dee Snider speaking was that his hypocrisy was blatantly apparent - see Dee rage against the inclusion of keyboards and acoustic ballads in metal, see Dee rage against the PMRC and censorship, see Dee Snider rage against Tesla, see Dee give Arnold Schwarzenegger a handshake/hug at one of the Gubernator's events because Dee "let" Arnold use "We're not Going to Take It" as his campaign theme song when he was running for Governor of California.  Oh Dee, you're such an angry young man - apparently the only thing you don't rage against is money. 

I have a Masters Degree in English and like to think that between my education and my work as an editor and a writer, I know a thing or two about the English Language.  Call me crazy but if you are going to title something "The Story of Metal", the use of the word "the" assumes a completeness or comprehensiveness that certainly was not present - "A Story of Metal" would have been more accurate.  However, this is not my only concern with both the title and the documentary.  It also insinuates that it portrays the story of the music, of the genre - it does not.  I will admit that it certainly did a good job of covering the mainstream American media impression of and coverage of metal but sadly that doesn't make for a catchy title nor does it give the viewer an accurate idea of what metal is all about.  Lesson learned?  Don't get excited about mainstream media coverage of a largely underground music genre. 

There is still one thing that is bothering me, however, and that is my genuine anger about the whole thing.  After all, what do I care if VH1 produces yet another shitty rock documentary?  No, I don't think that is why I am so angry.  I think I am angry because I worry that some kid is going to watch said shitty documentary and think that what it presents is the story of metal and that would be a shame because metal is so much more than that.  Any metal fan will tell you that it is not always easy being a metal fan.  There have been many times when metal has been unpopular or even thought of as being dead and done with and in a way that makes me sad because I feel it is a genre that has so much to offer in terms of musicianship, passion and sheer power - metal is the ultimate musical adrenaline rush.  And yet, if popularity means productions like "Heavy: A Story of Metal", then I would prefer that metal remain "dead" and underground where it will be safe from the mainstream which obviously doesn't understand it or its fans.



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