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You wanna know what is pissing me off today? Those jackasses in the middle east. Why they are fighting I would like to know. Over some sand infested strip of land that nobody accept for them gives a rat's ass about. Oh, and I am sure there is some religious thing in there as well because religion somehow gets its ugly head stuck in everything. Ok guys, who the fuck cares? Do I? Actually, I do. You know why? Because I have a Grand Prix GTP and that thing certainly ain't cheap on gas. Not only do I drive too fast thereby decreasing mileage, but she also likes the high octane stuff. Damn near 90 cents a litre in Canuck money. Before you email me and tell me it's my own fault for buying a car with a 3.4 litre engine, let me say one thing: Shut up. You see that black dot in front of you on the horizon? That is me passing your sorry ass in your sorry ass honda, sorry ass civic, or your P.O.S. Insight. Speaking of Insight, who's insight was it to develop a car that I can out run on my bicycle? The one with the rusted chain mind you. The ONLY good thing to come out of those would be to give them to the cops. The cops on highway 401. The ones that like my car so much they have to pull me over to get a better look. Where was I? Hell if I know. All I know is that those punk-asses over there better start getting along because I am getting pretty pissed. I wear a size 13, 21 hole doc martin. Do you really want to piss me off? -- Joe After a good friend of mine pointed this out to me, I feel I should make one thing clear. I have not been to the middle east. I do not know anyone from that area. I do not claim to have any knowledge of that area. These are just my views, as someone who had no prior reason to know anything about that area. Add this page to your favorite Social Bookmarking websites          Add your comment
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